I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine