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If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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(216): If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer<div>(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.</div> http://tfl.nu/erbk

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I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr

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Wat???

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U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender

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(312): I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr (269): Wat??? (312): U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender http://tfl.nu/fak1

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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape

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(980): after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape http://tfl.nu/d3c4

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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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(860): it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once http://tfl.nu/6yr8

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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.

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(250): I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official. http://tfl.nu/pkh7

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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.

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(206): dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement. http://tfl.nu/2u7j

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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

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(615): She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory http://tfl.nu/j2ic

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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(+44): I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions? http://tfl.nu/vtab

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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship

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(713): Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship http://tfl.nu/tzas

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(970): View more from Colorado

Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me

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(970): Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me http://tfl.nu/64e5

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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(708): just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car.. http://tfl.nu/c49r

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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.

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(250): God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not. http://tfl.nu/2nya

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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?

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(587): Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant? http://tfl.nu/fsev

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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.

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(810): I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point. http://tfl.nu/wk8l

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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.

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(479): My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed. http://tfl.nu/7sq9

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