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• (830): View more from Texas

  You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300

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• (254): View more from Texas

  GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT

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  ^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....

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• (315): View more from New York

  He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow

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• (716): View more from New York

  It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.

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