He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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