Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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