I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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