whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Randomize
