you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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