There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i believe in u and ur pee
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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