The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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