Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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