I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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