Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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