escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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