you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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