I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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