I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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