I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
