Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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