Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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