Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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