Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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