This girl is more easily done than said...
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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