You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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