I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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