Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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