Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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