are you so shy because you have an std?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Randomize
