He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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