I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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