Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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