Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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