I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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