He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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