everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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