The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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