dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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