If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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