I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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