Small penises have feelings too.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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