I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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