No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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