found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
