am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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