If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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