I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They took my balls.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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