he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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