I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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