don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How naked do you want me to be?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
