4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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