This house was built for laser tag.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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