they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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