we have officially lost it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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