It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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