I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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