i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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